Punk-rock songs about Heavy METAL!
A list of punk-rock songs about Heavy Metal and the best lyrics in
brackets.
Diesel Boy – Cock Rock (I love the spandex that they wear, I saw Dio
when he had hair. Well I know metal is dead, But I love to bang my head, and
throw my fists up into the air, I know Ozzy Osbourne's old but I don't care)
Sack – Headbanger (And then this guy took off his denim jacket, and his
shirt said 'Bark at the Moon'. He was a headbanger. He whipped his head around
so fast He gave himself a concussion. Dude you better slow down, Before you
break your neck, You know that shit can't be good for your brain)
Guttermouth – When Hell Freezes Over (You were good 20 years ago. Too
much pot, A little too much blow! Now the bypass surgery, New hip At seisure
world. Enjoy your stay. Shuffle Board, Bingo, Macrame. 3 hot meals liquified
for you!)
No Use For A Name – Gene and Paul I hate you all (Gene and Paul I hate
you most of all. Ace your the ace and Peter your the cat)
Descendents – Rock star (Rockstar. Poser. Asshole. Loser. Satisfaction.
Recognition. Leave me alone. Let's see if we can exploit rock and roll to its
fullest potential)
Frenzal Rhomb – Russell Crowes band (I don't get a million bucks for
getting out of bed, I don't get a million fucks when I punch folks in the head,
And even if we know we never get a billboard top 10 hit, At least we know
Russell Crowe's bands a fucking pile of shit)
Guns N Wankers – 668 (Argh!)
NOFX – Kill Rock Stars ("Kill the rockstars" how ironic,
Kathleen. You've been crowned the newest queen. Kinda like the punk rock Gloria
Steinham. You can't change the world by blaming men. Can't change the world by
hating men)
Propagandhi – Back to the Motor League (But what have we here? 15 years
later it still reeks of swill and Chickenshit Conformists. With their fists in
the ai . Like-father, like-son "rebels" bloated on korn, eminems and
bizkits. Lord, hear our prayer: Take back your Amy Grant mosh-crews and fair-weather politics. Blow-dry my hair
and stick me on a ten-speed. Back to the Motor League)
Screeching Weasel – I hate Led Zeppelin (Robert Plant is a slimy fuck.
John Bonham man, he really sucked. Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits.
They made their money off idiots. I hate Led Zeppelin. 12 dollar concerts were
all the rage. They bought cocaine for Jimmy Page. "Stairway to Heaven"
makes me see red. Bonzo's buried, only three more left. I hate Led Zeppelin)
Nerf Hereder – Pantera Fans in Love (I'll bring the wine you bring the
bread and cheese. It's hard to eat when you're headbanging. Makin' out in the
middle of the pit. How come Slayer doesn't sing about this. If anything comes
between you and me. Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet. We are
Pantera fans in love)
Circle Jerks – American heavy metal weekend (The English, sure we'll
give 'em a break. With their Hiwatts and their Marshalls. It started here make
no mistake. It's alway real and never fake. Platform boots and puffy hair.
Gotta raise and scare. Metal merchants peddle their wares. No U.S. made buyer
beware)
Napalm Death – Cock rock alienation (Capitalism, racism, sexism. The
foundations of cock-rocking idealism. Exploiting, sucking, manipulating. The
wisdom of a starry-eyed nation. Making "idols" out of assholes.
"Raunchy" "hunky" machismo type fools. "Who cares if
they've got no brains. Just give us tits and tools!" Fantasy? Reality?
Distinction? Satisfaction?)
Larm – Metal Attitude Sucks (Everybody’s going metal why shoudn’t you,
666 and sexism does it please you? Metal attitude sucks. High door prices major
record company, rock star assholes making big money. Metal attitude sucks.
Hardcore is generic, Metal is okay, but we know better so this is what we say:
Metal attitude sucks. Better support Hardcore if you’re a punk)
Dayglo
Abortions – Acting like Black Sabbath (Acting like black sabbath is lots of
fun. Their records sound so heavy when I turn them on. I jump up and down and pretend
I'm them. I can almost make the change. Tony Iommi is my god. His guitar solos
have been osterized. Ozzy Osbourne is so out in space. That he'd probably love
me if I pissed on his face)
Conflict – Metal Mania (Seen my bird, my Satan tattoos, I'm here to get
fucked right out my nut, I'm jacking up, then falling down, but the lights, the
dry ice, the stage act, Have you ever thought of directing energy towards
action? "Action, I'd sooner fuck my motorbike",You pile of sexist,
drugged up macho shit; you're a hindrance not a help, So go on bang your head
harder, we hope it drops right off)
Scholastic Death - we think metal music is awesome,
but everything connected to it sucks including you (what the fuck is going on? kids at hardcore shows wearing some fascist
shirt, accepted since its "metal", why aren't you living up to your
own ideals? screw all that fucking shit, punks shouldn't be supporting it,"hey dude, the music fucking rips", "i don't listen
of music for the politics" well I call you out on your fucking shit)
© @Schwarzbrennen